Media Pirates Ahoy!
January 20th, 2008
Portfolio recently published the best article I’ve read to date on the state of Hollywood’s nascent war with digital pirating. It looks like it’s 1996 all over again. Only this time it’s not the music industry versus Napster. Instead it’s Sony, Universal, Activision, Disney, Warner Brothers, You Name It against the world.

While a lot has changed in ten years, the more things change the more they stay the same. Eerily reminiscent of 1996 speak is this quote from the article attributed to movie mogul Harvey Weinstein:
“Online piracy has got to be stopped. The biggest spear in the neck of the pirates will be (a) being vigilant, (b) prosecuting, and (c) in a way, making fun of them, finding a way to say, ‘That’s not cool—that’s anything but cool.’ If you had people who the young people respect in this industry—Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Shia LaBeouf—if these guys did public service announcements that said, ‘Don’t steal, stealing’s not cool,’ I think you can go a long way toward stopping this.”
I can just see it now: multi-millionaire George Clooney telling me not to steal his yacht money because it’s “not cool.” Maybe this would work better if the actual working class stiffs of Hollywood plead their case on camera. If the grips, the gaffers, the best boys, the PA’s, the continuity cupcakes– if those people looked into the lens and asked people not to to take food off their table– well maybe that could work. But probably not.
Spearing the pirates will prove a difficult if not impossible task. The rhetoric sounds ironically reminiscent of the sabre rattling you might have seen in the news over the past few years stemming from the Bush White House. All we have to do is incinerate every single one of the enemy combatants, er, piraters and hit them where they live.
But you take one out and twenty spring up to take his/her place. And this is a stateless enemy: an international network of pirate cells, if you will (Pirate Bay’s efforts to buy a state not withstanding). And then there are rogue states like Sweden giving these godless hackers safe haven. I feel a surge coming on. Maybe we could carpet bomb them with herring.
So is there a solution? Has the Entertainment Industry learned a single thing from the R.I.A.A? Has the R.I.A.A. learned a single thing that anyone can learn from?
I think this is where the omniscient hand of Adam Smith steps in and slaps the Entertainment Industry in the face. Media is moving inexorably towards one fire sale price — and that’s free. Hollywood won’t go down without a fight, though. I’m bracing myself for two decades of quagmire.




